Just LOOK. I mean this is hands down the most intensely sexual Kurt has ever been. And he knows exactly what he’s doing, EXACTLY.
BLESS THE GLEEK THAT GAVE RYAN 1 MILLION DOLLARS
Lets face it, it was probably Chris and Darren.
there is a moment
suddenly the world seems such a perfect place
when you say to yourself
suddenly it moves with such a perfect grace
oh, there you are
suddenly my life doesn’t seem such a waste
i’ve been looking for you forever
it all revolves around you
(inspired by this post)
ryan murphy: “tina’s crush is not creepy, it’s sad and human”
ian: *writes kurt calling it out as creepy and points out all the ridiculousness of it just to sweep it under the rug as much as possible*
brad: “kurt hates pda”
ian: *writes kurt and blaine getting horizontal in the backseat with their pants down. in broad daylight. in a church parking lot.*
ryan murphy: “faberry heaven.”
ian: *writes quinn and santana having sex, without quinn and rachel acknowledging each other’s existence*
Late to the church because the have much better things to do in the back of a Prius are Kurt and Blaine. Yes, that’s right, Klaine didn’t even need a drop of liquid courage to propel their wedding day hook up along, they’re happy to grind on each other in broad daylight in a church parking lot. Obviously their fandom is not complaining. Kurt clarifies that he’s “sort of seeing someone” in New York and that this doesn’t mean they’re back together. Blaine calls it “bros helping bros,” which may be the best Glee line of the season, followed by Kurt’s retort of, “I love when you talk fratty to me.”
Can I just say that the only note I managed to take during the infamous car scene on first watch was “it’s just bros helping bros.” Man, Blaine. College!you could have a very successful career of sleeping around frats for a while if he wasn’t in love with Kurt Hummel.
Other things I liked about this episode was Ali Stroker showing up (!!!) and also how Quinn and Santana’s encounter wasn’t “because” Quinn was drunk, or Quinn wasn’t having a crisis or Santana wasn’t suddenly in love with her. They just wanted to explore it, they explored it, everyone had a good time and they can go on. Sex positive! Queer positive! Go Glee!
Chris Colfer is a stunning actor. We all know this. But man did this episode emphasize his control and skill when it’s not a crying, raging, super loud emotional moment. In the quiet and the fun he shines. Also man I wish they gave an Emmy just for adoring looks cause Darren Criss could rack that shit up. Jayma also floored me.
Kurt and Blaine take the stage to duet on Depeche Mode’s “Just Can’t Get Enough,” a performance that makes us long for the day when Kurt and Blaine eventually host a really great Sunday Bingo Night at a gay bar in NYC.
The progression in these pictures in terms of their maturity is just breath-taking. They go from insecure kids playing at love, to happy young boyfriends, to basically…grown men. Right in front of your eyes.